SushiGirl’s Only Blog
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Another drool post
Woo! Anyone catch the new episode of The Apprentice? Tarek is all kinds of hot! Orlando Bloom lookalike! I want to talk about the episode but at the moment I’m already running late so I’ll do it when I return.
Ohno!
Anyone else think he looks like former child actor Andrew Keegan (whom by the way is not looking as hot as he used to)?
Doh!
Oops. I RSVPed for the Tivo Speed Dating event in San Francisco this Monday but it took me 12 hours to remember I have a previous engagement and there’s no way I can cancel to go. Just have to hope the other side cancels.
Evening Joke
A little girl clutching a twenty-dollar bill walked into a pet shop and
asked the proprietor in the sweetest lisp, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you have
witto wabbits?”
The shopkeeper got down on his knees, so that he was on her level, and asked
(imitating her lisp), “Do you want a witto white wabbit, a soft and fuwwy
bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute witto bwown wabbit over there?”
The little girl in turn put her hands on her knees, leaned forward and said
in a quiet voice, “I don’ tink my python weawy gives a thit!”
Morning Joke
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather passed away, Katie rushed to her grandmother’s house to visit and comfort her 95 year old grandmother. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied ” He had a heart attack while we were making love Sunday morning”.
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex was just asking for trouble.
“Oh No” replied her grandmother, “many years ago, because of our age, we decided to make love on Sunday mornings when the church bells started to ring. The rhythm was just right, slow and even, Nothing strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong” .
She paused to wipe away a tear and continued “And if that damn ice cream truck hadn’t come along, he would still be alive today!”
Sephora – Oh how I love thee
I swear Sephora would be the end of my bank account if I didn’t feel quesy after being in there too long. It’s a good thing I don’t like to pay for shipping or I’d buy out their online store. I got a gift card for Christmas – $40. I bought a total of two items and still had to pay another $7 at the end. I got a good scrub which hopefully won’t make me break out like the soap I got from Bath and Body Works. $22 for 2.5oz! I must be crazy but if it doesn’t make me break out and still does it’s job it’s priceless. But I swear after 10 minutes of being in Sephora I just feel like I want to pass out or get sick. I don’t know if it’s the lighting and all the smells mixed together that does it because I can only take so much before I have to run out purchase or not. I do like how you can test a lot of different perfumes on one wall.
Right now I’m watching a pair of dogs. One is my mom’s and the other is a 3 month old puppy that belongs to her friend. They went down to Santa Cruz for the day and needed someone to watch the puppy and my mom’s dog loves the puppy (same bed too) so they go hand in hand. The puppy is easily going to outweigh my mom’s dog when she gets older so Munchkin needs to be careful about beating up on her too much. One day she’s in for a shock. I just broke up a fight where the two of them were biting each other on the face and hanging on. Gotta love spray bottles. Their moms come home soon I’ve had them since 10:30 and they’re starting to drive me crazy. In a few months they’ll both be sat on by my future Corgi.
